Lyrics

Two little boys playing in the sandbox, one hits the other square in the face
He says, "Hey, get off my side"
Two old men sitting on a park bench, one kicks the other straight in the shin
He says, "Hey, get off my side"
Two politicians sitting in their capitals, both got a button, one calls the other
He says, "Hey, get off my side"

Something ain't right here, it seems
This ain't how it's supposed to be, no, no, no

Two young women working on a corner, one pulls the other back by her hand
She says, "Hey, that's my ride"
Two rednecks sitting in a barroom, one smacks the other in the back of the head
He says, "Hey, ain't you got no pride?"
Two pretty students sitting in the lunchroom, one shoves the other right off her man
And says, "Hey, stay away from my guy"

Something ain't right here, it seems
Let me show you how it's supposed to be

Two young lovers walking in the moonlight, both holding hands, and one starts to hum
She says, "Hey, you're making me smile"
Two old lovers sitting in the kitchen, one apologizes while the other is smitten
He says, "Hey, loved you all the while"

Two guitars playing in the shadows, one hits a chord while the other sings along
I think, "Hey, that's just right"