Lyrics

Here's a really bad rendition of a song 'cause I can't sing for shit, yeah…

It was a Friday night, and I was feeling right, and she was looking so damn good.
Legs long and thin, she was a struttin’ ten, she put the place in the mood.
Well, the heads turn, and the whispers start, and everyone wants to see
Why the band was playing Long Tall Sally to the girl that was sittin' with me.

Then she said it, those five words I love to hear.
I'll never, no never, never ever ever sleep with you.
I'll never, no never, never ever ever sleep with you.
You know it's true, I'm never, ever, ever ever gonna sleep with you.

Walking down the pier, I had no fear, I knew this girl was mine.
Smooth talking and slow walking, it was just a matter of time.
It got quiet, oh so quiet, as she turned to me.
My head was swimming 'cause she wasn't kiddin' when she leaned in close to me.

Then she said it, those five words I love to hear.
I'll never, no never, never ever ever sleep with you.
I'll never, no never, never ever ever sleep with you.
My heart turned blue, what could I do, I'm never, ever, gonna get to sleep with you.

We sat down to talk it out, set the record straight.
She smiled at me and listened to me, and I just couldn't wait.
And it got quiet, oh so quiet, in the back of my mind.
I could feel her leaning closer, her lips would taste like wine.

Then she said it, those five words I love to hear.
I'll never, no never, never ever ever sleep with you.
I'll never, no never, never ever ever sleep with you.
You said it's true, I'm never, ever, ever, ever, gonna sleep with you.

Then she said it, those five words I love to hear.
I'll never, no never, never ever ever sleep with you.
I'll never, no never, never ever ever gonna sleep with you.
You know it's true, I'm never, ever, ever gonna get to sleep with you.
No oh oh, oh oh oh, no way, I'm never gonna roll in the hay with you.
Nor will I ever knock boots. No oh oh, nor will I ever bone you.
I'm never, never, never, never gonna sleep with you.